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AngelCaido · Objavljeno: Ned 23 Sep 2007 10:03 Naslov sporočila:

yea well i do know everything.. i am everything smart ass

i just don't understand what the fuck do you mean with that

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NIKOLI NE PORUŠI ZA SABO VSEH MOSTOV

..ker nikoli ne veš.. mogoče se pa moraš še vrniti po kaj, kar si imel namesto svojega malega plišastega medvedka in ti je močno priraslo k srcu.

DulceLocura · Objavljeno: Ned 23 Sep 2007 23:26 Naslov sporočila:

if u don't understand sth, then you obviously don't know everything! liar liar pants on fire

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AngelCaido · Objavljeno: Sob 10 Nov 2007 16:16 Naslov sporočila:

knock knock!

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NIKOLI NE PORUŠI ZA SABO VSEH MOSTOV

..ker nikoli ne veš.. mogoče se pa moraš še vrniti po kaj, kar si imel namesto svojega malega plišastega medvedka in ti je močno priraslo k srcu.

DulceLocura · Objavljeno: Ned 11 Nov 2007 12:33 Naslov sporočila:

ko to tamo pjeva?

aja, ne... who's there?

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AngelCaido · Objavljeno: Ned 11 Nov 2007 13:29 Naslov sporočila:

old lady

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NIKOLI NE PORUŠI ZA SABO VSEH MOSTOV

..ker nikoli ne veš.. mogoče se pa moraš še vrniti po kaj, kar si imel namesto svojega malega plišastega medvedka in ti je močno priraslo k srcu.

DulceLocura · Objavljeno: Ned 11 Nov 2007 15:31 Naslov sporočila:

i know... old spinster

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AngelCaido · Objavljeno: Sob 17 Nov 2007 10:19 Naslov sporočila:

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NIKOLI NE PORUŠI ZA SABO VSEH MOSTOV

..ker nikoli ne veš.. mogoče se pa moraš še vrniti po kaj, kar si imel namesto svojega malega plišastega medvedka in ti je močno priraslo k srcu.

DulceLocura · Objavljeno: Ned 18 Nov 2007 01:29 Naslov sporočila:

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AngelCaido · Objavljeno: Ned 18 Nov 2007 17:04 Naslov sporočila:

what's that.. is he laughing in english or smth? get lost

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NIKOLI NE PORUŠI ZA SABO VSEH MOSTOV

..ker nikoli ne veš.. mogoče se pa moraš še vrniti po kaj, kar si imel namesto svojega malega plišastega medvedka in ti je močno priraslo k srcu.

DulceLocura · Objavljeno: Tor 20 Nov 2007 00:40 Naslov sporočila:

laughing is a universal lanugage, understood everywhere :tong

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**AnChY** · Objavljeno: Tor 11 Dec 2007 21:32 Naslov sporočila:

hellow there.. wanna hear a joke?

So... the elephant says to the camel "why do you have 2 boobs on your back?" the camel replies "that's a pretty stupid question coming from someone who has a dick on his face" .

lol

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**AnChY** · Objavljeno: Tor 11 Dec 2007 21:33 Naslov sporočila:

i have another 1

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time.

Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. The pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex.

At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.

That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!"

The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head.

A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down.

10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.

Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious."

The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist."
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DulceLocura · Objavljeno: Tor 11 Dec 2007 22:02 Naslov sporočila:

hehehehe, heard them before

keep posting

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**AnChY** · Objavljeno: Sre 12 Dec 2007 13:41 Naslov sporočila:

u like jokes? i love jokes! and i have more

*doctor i feel like a dog...
*how long has this been going on?
*since i was a puppy...
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čiči · Shy Pridružen/-a: 30.09. 2007, 09:53 Prispevkov: 459

funny

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