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**AnChY**
It's getting hot
Pridružen/-a: 25.04. 2007, 20:17
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Catfish and Lawyers
 What's the difference between a catfish and a lawyer?
One's a slimy scum-sucking bottom-dwelling scavenger, the other is just a fish.
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**AnChY**
It's getting hot
Pridružen/-a: 25.04. 2007, 20:17
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Our local drugstore was robbed of 500 bottles of Viagra.
The suspect is known to be a hardened criminal! 
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**AnChY**
It's getting hot
Pridružen/-a: 25.04. 2007, 20:17
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Glazed Over
A cop pulls over a guy.
"Your eyes are awfully red. Have you been drinking?"
"Gee, officer," the man says. "Your eyes are awfully glazed -- have you been eating doughnuts?"
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**AnChY**
It's getting hot
Pridružen/-a: 25.04. 2007, 20:17
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Kraj: brešce/sewnca
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Talking Italian
A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves, and engage in animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores their conversation at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:
''Emma come first. I come. Dennis come and Dennis come again. I come again. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come once-a-more.''
''You foul-mouthed swine,'' retorted the lady indignantly. ''In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public.''
''Hey, coola down lady,'' said the man. ''Imma just tella my friend howa to spella Mississippi.''
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**AnChY**
It's getting hot
Pridružen/-a: 25.04. 2007, 20:17
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Feel the Hot Burn of Shame!!!
Have you seen the hottest new Catholic porn film?
It's 10 minutes of sex and 50 minutes of guilt.
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AngelCaido
Guardian Angel
Pridružen/-a: 20.04. 2007, 21:55
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Kraj: ..somewhere over the rainbow..
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| Objavljeno: Pet 01 Feb 2008 16:30 Naslov sporočila: |
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niiice 
btw, mamo tut temo z vici  
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**AnChY**
It's getting hot
Pridružen/-a: 25.04. 2007, 20:17
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yes we do, but this theme is called english discussion, so i write here only jokes in english language..
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**AnChY**
It's getting hot
Pridružen/-a: 25.04. 2007, 20:17
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A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train.
After the initial embarrassment they both go to sleep, the woman on the top bunk, the man on the lower.
In the middle of the night the woman leans over, wakes the man and says, "I'm sorry to bother you, but I'm awfully cold and I was wondering if you could possibly get me another blanket."
The man leans out and, with a glint in his eye, says, "I've got a better idea... just for tonight, let's pretend we're married."
The woman thinks for a moment. "Why not," she giggles.
"Great," he replies, "Get your own damn blanket!"
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AngelCaido
Guardian Angel
Pridružen/-a: 20.04. 2007, 21:55
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Kraj: ..somewhere over the rainbow..
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| Objavljeno: Ned 03 Feb 2008 13:32 Naslov sporočila: |
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ehehe
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DulceLocura
Special
Pridružen/-a: 20.05. 2007, 12:25
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Kraj: v kotu sobe, z rotacijsko lucko na glavi xD
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| Objavljeno: Tor 12 Feb 2008 17:20 Naslov sporočila: |
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i like this topic so much! jokes in english are way better
caido.. remember the knock knock jokes? muahahahah
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AngelCaido
Guardian Angel
Pridružen/-a: 20.04. 2007, 21:55
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| Objavljeno: Sre 13 Feb 2008 12:01 Naslov sporočila: |
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oh yeah ! ofkors i do knock knock !!
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Crazii.Freaak^
Fresh meat
Pridružen/-a: 03.02. 2008, 16:55
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| Objavljeno: Sre 27 Feb 2008 18:22 Naslov sporočila: |
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| haha .. I <3 this forum .. one of tha beeeest .. =] |
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AngelCaido
Guardian Angel
Pridružen/-a: 20.04. 2007, 21:55
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| Objavljeno: Sob 08 Mar 2008 19:39 Naslov sporočila: |
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hehe, then why don't u write more? 
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Lanuin
Special
Pridružen/-a: 20.04. 2007, 14:22
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Kraj: Somewhere in Germany
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| Objavljeno: Sre 12 Mar 2008 16:29 Naslov sporočila: |
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who knows why Angyal!!! hehe........ (it´s hungarian honey )
I know this forum is the best of all!!! ´cause I´m also a member of it!!!
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DulceLocura
Special
Pridružen/-a: 20.05. 2007, 12:25
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Kraj: v kotu sobe, z rotacijsko lucko na glavi xD
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| **AnChY** je napisal/a: | Talking Italian
A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves, and engage in animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores their conversation at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:
''Emma come first. I come. Dennis come and Dennis come again. I come again. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come once-a-more.''
''You foul-mouthed swine,'' retorted the lady indignantly. ''In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public.''
''Hey, coola down lady,'' said the man. ''Imma just tella my friend howa to spella Mississippi.''
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