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**AnChY**
It's getting hot
Pridružen/-a: 25.04. 2007, 20:17
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hehe    
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DulceLocura
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Pridružen/-a: 20.05. 2007, 12:25
Prispevkov: 3766
Kraj: v kotu sobe, z rotacijsko lucko na glavi xD
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loool keep 'em coming
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**AnChY**
It's getting hot
Pridružen/-a: 25.04. 2007, 20:17
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haha, i've got one more.. i think it's funny..
How are women and tornadoes alike?
They both moan like hell when they come, and take the house when they leave. 
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**AnChY**
It's getting hot
Pridružen/-a: 25.04. 2007, 20:17
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Kraj: brešce/sewnca
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This beautiful woman one day walks into a doctors office and the doctor is bowled over by how stunningly awesome she is. All his professionallism goes right out the window...
He tells her to take her pants, she does, and he starts rubbing her thighs.
"Do you know what I am doing?" asks the doctor?
"Yes, checking for abnormalities." she replies.
He tells her to take off her shirt and bra, she takes them off. The doctor begins rubbing her breasts and asks, "Do you know what I am doing now?", she replies, "Yes, checking for cancer."
Finally, he tells her to take off her panties, lays her on the table, gets on top of her and starts having sex with her. He says to her, "Do you know what I am doing now?"
She replies, "Yes, getting herpies - thats why I am here!"
 
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**AnChY**
It's getting hot
Pridružen/-a: 25.04. 2007, 20:17
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Kraj: brešce/sewnca
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This couple were in bed getting busy when the girl places the guys hand onto her pussy. "Put your finger in me..." she asks him. So he does without hesitation, as she starts moaning. "Put two fingers in...", she says. So in goes another one. She's really starting to get worked up when she says, "Put your whole hand in!". The guy's like, "Ok!". So he has his entire hand in, when she says moaning aloud "Put both your hands inside of me!!!". So the guy puts both of his hands in! "Now clap your hands..." commands the girl. "I can't", says the guy. The girl looks at him and says "See, I told you I had a tight pussy!".
hahaha
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AngelCaido
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Pridružen/-a: 20.04. 2007, 21:55
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Kraj: ..somewhere over the rainbow..
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| Objavljeno: Čet 24 Jan 2008 11:39 Naslov sporočila: |
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omg u told me that one
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**AnChY**
It's getting hot
Pridružen/-a: 25.04. 2007, 20:17
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yes i did! at the railway station - suprise, suprise, i remember! 
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AngelCaido
Guardian Angel
Pridružen/-a: 20.04. 2007, 21:55
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Kraj: ..somewhere over the rainbow..
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| Objavljeno: Pet 25 Jan 2008 16:23 Naslov sporočila: |
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ehehe... can't believe it, u remember!! where the fuck is everybody these days? 
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**AnChY**
It's getting hot
Pridružen/-a: 25.04. 2007, 20:17
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i'm hereeeee
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DulceLocura
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Pridružen/-a: 20.05. 2007, 12:25
Prispevkov: 3766
Kraj: v kotu sobe, z rotacijsko lucko na glavi xD
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| **AnChY** je napisal/a: | This couple were in bed getting busy when the girl places the guys hand onto her pussy. "Put your finger in me..." she asks him. So he does without hesitation, as she starts moaning. "Put two fingers in...", she says. So in goes another one. She's really starting to get worked up when she says, "Put your whole hand in!". The guy's like, "Ok!". So he has his entire hand in, when she says moaning aloud "Put both your hands inside of me!!!". So the guy puts both of his hands in! "Now clap your hands..." commands the girl. "I can't", says the guy. The girl looks at him and says "See, I told you I had a tight pussy!".
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buahahahahahhahahahahahhhahahahahahahahahahahaha grossss!!!!!
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**AnChY**
It's getting hot
Pridružen/-a: 25.04. 2007, 20:17
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Kraj: brešce/sewnca
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An old lady sits on her front porch, rocking away the last days of her long life, when all of a sudden, a fairy godmother appears and informs her that she will be granted three wishes!
"Well now", says the old lady, "I guess I would like to be really rich".
***POOF *** Her rocking chair turns to solid gold!
"I guess I wouldn't mind being a young, beautiful princess."
***POOF *** She turns into a beautiful young woman.
"Your third wish?" Asks the fairy godmother. Just then the old woman's cat wanders across the porch in front of them. "Oh-can you change my cat into a handsome prince?" she asks.
***POOF *** There before her stands a young man more handsome than anyone could possibly imagine. She stares at him, smitten. With a smile that makes her knees weak, he saunters across the porch and whispers in her ear, "Bet you're sorry you had me neutered." (it's kastracija, btw - 4 those who didn't know)
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DulceLocura
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Pridružen/-a: 20.05. 2007, 12:25
Prispevkov: 3766
Kraj: v kotu sobe, z rotacijsko lucko na glavi xD
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ahahhahahahahahahha, nice one
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**AnChY**
It's getting hot
Pridružen/-a: 25.04. 2007, 20:17
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| Objavljeno: Tor 29 Jan 2008 19:45 Naslov sporočila: |
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yeah, isn't it? looks like i'm the only 1 writing jokes here.. never mind.. i like it
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**AnChY**
It's getting hot
Pridružen/-a: 25.04. 2007, 20:17
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Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a kangaroo?
A: Holes all over Australia.
Q: What do you get if you cross an elephant with a whale?
A: A submarine with a built-in snorkel.
Q: Why did the elephant cross the road?
A: Chicken's day off.
Q: Why do elephants have trunks?
A: Because they would look silly with glove compartments.
Q: Why do elephants drink so much?
A: To try to forget.
Q: How can you tell if an elephant is getting ready to charge?
A: He pull out his Diners' Club card.
Q: What do you get when two giraffes collide?
A: A giraffic jam.
this jokes r not really funny, but they r interesting (just my opinion anyway)...
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**AnChY**
It's getting hot
Pridružen/-a: 25.04. 2007, 20:17
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| Objavljeno: Tor 29 Jan 2008 19:50 Naslov sporočila: |
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Psychiatrist phone
Hello. Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline
If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.
If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2.
If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5, and 6.
If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the line so we can trace the call.
If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.
If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press. No one will answer.
If you are anxious, just start pressing numbers at random.
If you are phobic, don't press anything.
If you are anal retentive, please hold.
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