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DulceLocura Special
Pridružen/-a: 20.05. 2007, 12:25 Prispevkov: 3766 Kraj: v kotu sobe, z rotacijsko lucko na glavi xD
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**AnChY** je napisal/a: | Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a kangaroo?
A: Holes all over Australia.
Q: What do you get if you cross an elephant with a whale?
A: A submarine with a built-in snorkel.
Q: Why did the elephant cross the road?
A: Chicken's day off.
Q: Why do elephants have trunks?
A: Because they would look silly with glove compartments.
Q: Why do elephants drink so much?
A: To try to forget.
Q: How can you tell if an elephant is getting ready to charge?
A: He pull out his Diners' Club card.
Q: What do you get when two giraffes collide?
A: A giraffic jam.
this jokes r not really funny, but they r interesting (just my opinion anyway)... |
what did that poor elephant do to you... _________________ * JANKO&METKA *
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DulceLocura Special
Pridružen/-a: 20.05. 2007, 12:25 Prispevkov: 3766 Kraj: v kotu sobe, z rotacijsko lucko na glavi xD
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hahahahahahahah, good ones looolll, keep writing jokes, i like them too _________________ * JANKO&METKA *
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**AnChY** It's getting hot
Pridružen/-a: 25.04. 2007, 20:17 Prispevkov: 539 Kraj: brešce/sewnca
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nothing.. it's just a few elephant jokes _________________ Being sad with the right people is better than being happy with the wrong ones!!
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**AnChY** It's getting hot
Pridružen/-a: 25.04. 2007, 20:17 Prispevkov: 539 Kraj: brešce/sewnca
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Yankees -vs- Red Sox
A teacher asks her students if they're Yankees fans. All of the hands go up except for one student.
"Okay, Bobby. What team are you a fan of?"
"The Red Sox."
"Why's that?"
"Well, my parents are both Red Sox fans, so I'm a Red Sox fan too."
"That's not a good answer, Bobby. If your parents were both morons, would you be a moron too?"
"No, that would make me a Yankees fan!"
_________________ Being sad with the right people is better than being happy with the wrong ones!!
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**AnChY** It's getting hot
Pridružen/-a: 25.04. 2007, 20:17 Prispevkov: 539 Kraj: brešce/sewnca
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A Norwegian took a trip to Fargo, North Dakota. While in a bar, an Indian on the next stool spoke to the Norwegian in a friendly manner.
"Look," he said, "let's have a little game. I'll ask you a riddle. If you can answer it, I'll buy you a drink. If you can't then you buy me one. OK?"
"Ja, dat sounds purty good," said the Norwegian.
The Indian said, "My father and mother had one child. It wasn't my brother. It wasn't my sister. Who was it?"
The Norwegian scratched his head and finally said, "I give up. Who vas it?"
"It was ME," chortled the Indian.
So the Norwegian paid for the drinks.
Back in Sioux Falls the Norwegian went into the bar and spotted one of his cronies.
"Sven," he said, "I got a game. If you can answer a question, I'll buy you a drink. If you can't, you have to buy me vun. Fair enough?"
"Fair enough," said Sven.
"Ok," the Norwegian said, "my father and mudder had vun child. It vasn't my brudder. It vasn't my sister. Who vas it?"
"Search me," said Sven. "I give up, who vas it?"
The Norwegian burst out, "It vas some Indian up in Fargo, North Dakota!" _________________ Being sad with the right people is better than being happy with the wrong ones!!
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**AnChY** It's getting hot
Pridružen/-a: 25.04. 2007, 20:17 Prispevkov: 539 Kraj: brešce/sewnca
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Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk. Both are dragging their right foot as they walk.
As they meet, one man looks at the other knowingly, points to his foot and says, Vietnam, 1969."
The other points his thumb behind him and says, "Dog crap, 20 feet back." _________________ Being sad with the right people is better than being happy with the wrong ones!!
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DulceLocura Special
Pridružen/-a: 20.05. 2007, 12:25 Prispevkov: 3766 Kraj: v kotu sobe, z rotacijsko lucko na glavi xD
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muahahahha, dog crap ;D i like
gimme moreeee _________________ * JANKO&METKA *
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**AnChY** It's getting hot
Pridružen/-a: 25.04. 2007, 20:17 Prispevkov: 539 Kraj: brešce/sewnca
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hehehe, sure _________________ Being sad with the right people is better than being happy with the wrong ones!!
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**AnChY** It's getting hot
Pridružen/-a: 25.04. 2007, 20:17 Prispevkov: 539 Kraj: brešce/sewnca
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The Perfect Son.
A: I have the perfect son.
B: Does he smoke?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: Does he drink whiskey?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: Does he ever come home late?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he?
A: He will be six months old next Wednesday.
_________________ Being sad with the right people is better than being happy with the wrong ones!!
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**AnChY** It's getting hot
Pridružen/-a: 25.04. 2007, 20:17 Prispevkov: 539 Kraj: brešce/sewnca
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My friend said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Smith.
So I asked him "What was the name of his other leg?"
lool, i like this 1!! _________________ Being sad with the right people is better than being happy with the wrong ones!!
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**AnChY** It's getting hot
Pridružen/-a: 25.04. 2007, 20:17 Prispevkov: 539 Kraj: brešce/sewnca
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The doctor to the patient: 'You are very sick'
The patient to the doctor: 'Can I get a second opinion?'
The doctor again: 'Yes, you are very ugly too...'
hahahaha _________________ Being sad with the right people is better than being happy with the wrong ones!!
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**AnChY** It's getting hot
Pridružen/-a: 25.04. 2007, 20:17 Prispevkov: 539 Kraj: brešce/sewnca
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Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered the room.
The teacher says, "Why are you arguing?"
One boy answers, "We found a ten dollor bill and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie."
"You should be ashamed of yourselves," said the teacher, "When I was your age I didn't even know what a lie was."
The boys gave the ten dollars to the teacher. _________________ Being sad with the right people is better than being happy with the wrong ones!!
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**AnChY** It's getting hot
Pridružen/-a: 25.04. 2007, 20:17 Prispevkov: 539 Kraj: brešce/sewnca
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A: Just look at that young person with the short hair and blue jeans. Is it a boy or a girl?
B: It's a girl. She's my daughter.
A: Oh, I'm sorry, sir. I didn't know that you were her father.
B: I'm not. I'm her mother. _________________ Being sad with the right people is better than being happy with the wrong ones!!
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**AnChY** It's getting hot
Pridružen/-a: 25.04. 2007, 20:17 Prispevkov: 539 Kraj: brešce/sewnca
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Teacher: "Nick, what is the past participle of the verb to ring?"
Nick: "What do you think it is, Sir?"
Teacher: "I don't think, I KNOW!"
Nick: "I don't think I know either, Sir!"
A: Hey, man! Please call me a taxi.
B: Yes, sir. You are a taxi.
_________________ Being sad with the right people is better than being happy with the wrong ones!!
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DulceLocura Special
Pridružen/-a: 20.05. 2007, 12:25 Prispevkov: 3766 Kraj: v kotu sobe, z rotacijsko lucko na glavi xD
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**AnChY** je napisal/a: | My friend said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Smith.
So I asked him "What was the name of his other leg?"
lool, i like this 1!! |
hahahha, this was in a movieeee but i can't remember which movie it wassss _________________ * JANKO&METKA *
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