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Pridružen/-a: 20.05. 2007, 12:25
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PrispevekObjavljeno: Sre 30 Jan 2008 19:00    Naslov sporočila: Odgovori s citatom

**AnChY** je napisal/a:
Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a kangaroo?
A: Holes all over Australia.

Q: What do you get if you cross an elephant with a whale?
A: A submarine with a built-in snorkel.

Q: Why did the elephant cross the road?
A: Chicken's day off.

Q: Why do elephants have trunks?
A: Because they would look silly with glove compartments.

Q: Why do elephants drink so much?
A: To try to forget.

Q: How can you tell if an elephant is getting ready to charge?
A: He pull out his Diners' Club card.

Q: What do you get when two giraffes collide?
A: A giraffic jam.


this jokes r not really funny, but they r interesting (just my opinion anyway)...


what did that poor elephant do to you... zalosten mrgreen mrgreen mrgreen mrgreen mrgreen mrgreen mrgreen
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Pridružen/-a: 20.05. 2007, 12:25
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PrispevekObjavljeno: Sre 30 Jan 2008 19:05    Naslov sporočila: Odgovori s citatom

hahahahahahahah, good ones :D looolll, keep writing jokes, i like them too :D
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Pridružen/-a: 25.04. 2007, 20:17
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PrispevekObjavljeno: Sre 30 Jan 2008 20:15    Naslov sporočila: Odgovori s citatom

nothing.. it's just a few elephant jokes wink
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PrispevekObjavljeno: Sre 30 Jan 2008 20:19    Naslov sporočila: Odgovori s citatom

Yankees -vs- Red Sox

A teacher asks her students if they're Yankees fans. All of the hands go up except for one student.
"Okay, Bobby. What team are you a fan of?"
"The Red Sox."
"Why's that?"
"Well, my parents are both Red Sox fans, so I'm a Red Sox fan too."
"That's not a good answer, Bobby. If your parents were both morons, would you be a moron too?"
"No, that would make me a Yankees fan!"
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PrispevekObjavljeno: Sre 30 Jan 2008 20:21    Naslov sporočila: Odgovori s citatom

A Norwegian took a trip to Fargo, North Dakota. While in a bar, an Indian on the next stool spoke to the Norwegian in a friendly manner.
"Look," he said, "let's have a little game. I'll ask you a riddle. If you can answer it, I'll buy you a drink. If you can't then you buy me one. OK?"

"Ja, dat sounds purty good," said the Norwegian.

The Indian said, "My father and mother had one child. It wasn't my brother. It wasn't my sister. Who was it?"

The Norwegian scratched his head and finally said, "I give up. Who vas it?"

"It was ME," chortled the Indian.

So the Norwegian paid for the drinks.

Back in Sioux Falls the Norwegian went into the bar and spotted one of his cronies.

"Sven," he said, "I got a game. If you can answer a question, I'll buy you a drink. If you can't, you have to buy me vun. Fair enough?"

"Fair enough," said Sven.

"Ok," the Norwegian said, "my father and mudder had vun child. It vasn't my brudder. It vasn't my sister. Who vas it?"

"Search me," said Sven. "I give up, who vas it?"

The Norwegian burst out, "It vas some Indian up in Fargo, North Dakota!"
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PrispevekObjavljeno: Sre 30 Jan 2008 20:22    Naslov sporočila: Odgovori s citatom

Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk. Both are dragging their right foot as they walk.
As they meet, one man looks at the other knowingly, points to his foot and says, Vietnam, 1969."

The other points his thumb behind him and says, "Dog crap, 20 feet back."
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PrispevekObjavljeno: Sre 30 Jan 2008 20:29    Naslov sporočila: Odgovori s citatom

muahahahha, dog crap ;D i like :D
gimme moreeee :D
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PrispevekObjavljeno: Sre 30 Jan 2008 21:05    Naslov sporočila: Odgovori s citatom

hehehe, sure wink
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PrispevekObjavljeno: Sre 30 Jan 2008 21:06    Naslov sporočila: Odgovori s citatom

The Perfect Son.
A: I have the perfect son.
B: Does he smoke?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: Does he drink whiskey?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: Does he ever come home late?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he?
A: He will be six months old next Wednesday.
lol
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PrispevekObjavljeno: Sre 30 Jan 2008 21:07    Naslov sporočila: Odgovori s citatom

My friend said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Smith.
So I asked him "What was the name of his other leg?"
lool, i like this 1!! :D
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PrispevekObjavljeno: Sre 30 Jan 2008 21:08    Naslov sporočila: Odgovori s citatom

The doctor to the patient: 'You are very sick'
The patient to the doctor: 'Can I get a second opinion?'
The doctor again: 'Yes, you are very ugly too...'


hahahaha lol
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PrispevekObjavljeno: Sre 30 Jan 2008 21:14    Naslov sporočila: Odgovori s citatom

Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered the room.
The teacher says, "Why are you arguing?"

One boy answers, "We found a ten dollor bill and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie."

"You should be ashamed of yourselves," said the teacher, "When I was your age I didn't even know what a lie was."

The boys gave the ten dollars to the teacher.
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PrispevekObjavljeno: Sre 30 Jan 2008 21:15    Naslov sporočila: Odgovori s citatom

A: Just look at that young person with the short hair and blue jeans. Is it a boy or a girl?
B: It's a girl. She's my daughter.
A: Oh, I'm sorry, sir. I didn't know that you were her father.
B: I'm not. I'm her mother. :P
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PrispevekObjavljeno: Sre 30 Jan 2008 21:16    Naslov sporočila: Odgovori s citatom

Teacher: "Nick, what is the past participle of the verb to ring?"
Nick: "What do you think it is, Sir?"
Teacher: "I don't think, I KNOW!"
Nick: "I don't think I know either, Sir!"




A: Hey, man! Please call me a taxi.
B: Yes, sir. You are a taxi.

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PrispevekObjavljeno: Čet 31 Jan 2008 12:42    Naslov sporočila: Odgovori s citatom

**AnChY** je napisal/a:
My friend said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Smith.
So I asked him "What was the name of his other leg?"
lool, i like this 1!! :D


hahahha, this was in a movieeee :D but i can't remember which movie it wassss lol
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